The Best Tees Lyrics

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Song List

  • Be Nice
  • Guacamole
  • Never Eat Soggy Waffles
  • Unicorn Noodles
  • You Got This!
  • Be Nice

    ANDREA:

    It’s the BEST TEES

    BOTH: 

    Be nice, dude 

    Come on, just be nice dude

    We’ll say it twice ‘cause it’s rude to be mean 

    ANDREA: 

    Maybe you stubbed your toe walkin’

    Or your brother won’t stop talkin’ (STOP!)

    Or your mom or dad is making you clean

    BOY:

    I hate to clean!

    SILVIA: 

    You might be feeling kind of rough—hey, we get it!

    And it might make you wanna scream—but don’t let it!

    BOTH:

    Be nice, dude 

    Come on, just be nice dude

    We’ll say it twice ‘cause it’s rude to be mean 

    ANDREA:

    SO RUDE!

    SILVIA: 

    Well, now we’ve said “Be Nice” four times

    ANDREA: 

    But we said “twice” because it rhymes 

    SILVIA: 

    I’m getting angry with you, and I think—

    ANDREA:  

    And, scene!

    ANDREA: 

    You might be frustrated with me right now—I get it!

    My specificity might drive you cray—don’t let it!

    SILVIA: 

    QUE LOCA!

    BOTH: 

    Be nice, dude

    Come on Just be nice, dude

    Don’t be icy or give someone flack

    ANDREA: 

    NO WAY!

    ANDREA:

    Like say you’re having a bad day

    Because your puppy ran away 

    But yelling at your Nana won’t bring him back 

    SILVIA: 

    Rover!

    BOTH: 

    Be nice, dude

    That’s right, just be nice dude 

    Not worth the price of being rude in the end 

    ANDREA: 

    Not at all!

    BOTH:

    If you brag about your higher score 

    Or laugh when someone hits the floor 

    We promise that you might lose a friend 

    ANDREA:

    True facts!

    ANDREA:

    We’ve all made some mean mistakes before—we get it! (I Know)

    SILVIA:

    But being mean can be-come habit, so don’t let it! (Na-Uh)

    ANDREA: 

    But how do I know if I’m being really mean?

    SILVIA: 

    Here’s some rough examples I’ve unfortunately seen...

    And I just want to emphasize these are examples of other people I’ve seen being mean who’ve made otherpeople cry. I would NEVER say these things to another person.

    ANDREA: 

    Okay, I’m ready. 

    SILVIA: 

    Your pants are ugly!

    ANDREA: 

    Oh! Oh, that’s mean.

    SILVIA: 

    I don’t like the way you look. 

    ANDREA: 

    That’s obscene!

    SILVIA: 

    I am angry so I’m yelling!

    ANDREA:

    I feel bad. 

    SILVIA: 

    You were mean to ME!

    ANDREA: 

    Stop, that makes me sad. 

    BOTH: 

    Let’s just be nice, dude

    Come on and be nice, dude 

    ANDREA: 

    Take our advice, here’s a big reason why:

    SILVIA:

    WHY?

    ANDREA: 

    You’ll feel great when someone’s better 

    On the same day that you met her

    ‘Cause you smiled and said “Hi” when she was shy!

    SILVIA: 

    HIIII!

    SILVIA: 

    You remember when we met!

    ANDREA: 

    Of course I do!

    SILVIA: 

    We’re besties now ‘cause you were nice.

    ANDREA: 

    And you were, too!

    BOTH:

    Aw!

    SILVIA:

    I don’t wanna get super emotional, but it really meant a lot to me when you were nice to me that day. I was so nervous!

    ANDREA:

    And I don’t wanna get super emotional—but I found your lost puppy.

    SILVIA:

    NO WAY!. Are you kidding me?! 

    ANDREA: 

    I. Am. Not. 

    SILVIA:

    AAAAAAH!

    BOTH: 

    Be nice dude

    Come on and be nice, dude 

    We’ll be concise as we’re ending this song:

    SILVIA:

    I’m sorry, Nana!

    BOTH: 

    If you’re angry, rise above it—

    It’s a cuter look we love it!

    Mean is weak, and honey—

    Nice is just strong.

    Mean is weak, and honey—

    Nice is just strong. 

    ANDREA: 

    YEAH!

    ANDREA:

    Be nice, dude!

    Come on and be nice, dude!

    Just gotta be nice, dude!

    SILVIA: 

    How many times have we said it?!

    BOTH: 

    Be nice, dude! 

    ANDREA: 

    Sixteen!

    BOTH: 

    Be nice, dude! 

    ANDREA: 

    Seventeen!

    BOTH: 

    Be nice, dude! 

    SILVIA: 

    That’s plenty!

    ANDREA: 

    Be nice, dude!

    Uh-huh, just be nice, dude!

    Ok, We’re done, that’s twenty. 

    ANDREA: 

    Be Nice. Twenty one.

    SILVIA:

    Andrea!

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    Guacamole

    ANDREA: 

    We’re the Best Tees! I’m telling you about my favorite food today. Check it out!

    BOTH

    Guacamole. We eat it everyday. 

    Guacamole. In every single way.

    Guacamole You cannot take it from me 

    SILVIA:

    OR ME! 

    BOTH:

    Three Hundred and Sixty five days a year - Guacamole!

    30 days in September 

    April, June and November 

    All the rest have 31 

    But February’s 28 - we done! 

    30 days in September 

    April, June and November 

    All the rest have 31 

    But February’s 28 - we done! 

    Guacamole - is the universal dip

    Cucumber, carrot stick, or tortilla chip!

    Guacamole - we can not eat it slowly

    ANDREA:

    UT UH!

    BOTH:

    We even eat Guacamole with ravioli!

    SILVIA:

    What!?

    BOTH

    Guacamole. We eat it everyday. 

    Guacamole. In every single way.

    Guacamole You cannot take it from me 

    ANDREA:

    Or ME!

    BOTH:

    Three Hundred and Sixty five days a year - Guacamole

    30 days in September 

    April, June and November 

    All the rest have 31 

    But February’s 28 - we done! 

    30 days in September 

    April, June and November 

    All the rest have 31 

    But February’s 28 - we done! 

    ANDREA:

    But every leap year I shed a happy little tear 

    An extra day of GUAC is in the hemisphere 

    Cause February has a 29th day, ba-bay

    Yum yum it's a guacamole holiday ba bay!

    BOTH:

    Guacamole. We eat it everyday. 

    Guacamole. In every single way.

    Guacamole. You cannot take it from me 

    SILVIA:

    Or Me!

    BOTH:

    Three Hundred and Sixty five days a year - guacamole! 

    30 days in September 

    April, June and November 

    All the rest have 31 

    But February’s 28 - we done! 

    30 days in September 

    April, June and November 

    All the rest have 31 

    But February’s 28 - we done! 

    ANDREA:

    We Out! 

    It’s my favorite time of day - Guacamole time!

    SILVIA:

    Bye guys! Adios!

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    Never Eat Soggy Waffles

    ANDREA:

    Da Da Da Best Tees in the house!

    SILVIA:

    The Best Tees!

    ANDREA:

    Listen to this!

    BOTH:

    Never eat soggy Waffles - o-o-o-o

    Never eat soggy Waffles - o-o-o-o

    Never eat soggy Waffles - o-o-o-o

    Never eat soggy Waffles - o-o-NO!

    ANDREA/SILVIA:

    Never - North

    Eat - East

    Soggy - South

    Waffles - West

    ANDREA:

    Never dress waffles in bikinis...

    SILVIA: 

    NO!

    ANDREA:

    Never eat waffles with tortellinis!

    SILVIA: 

    EW!

    ANDREA:

    Never rub waffles in the dirt...

    SILVIA: 

    ICK!

    ANDREA:

    ‘Cause...

    BOTH:

    CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH 

    ANDREA:

    That’s gonna make your teeth hurt!

    ANDREA:

    If you drop your waffles in the pool --

    SILVIA: 

    SPLASH!

    ANDREA:

    Yeah maybe that’ll make em all nice and cool!

    SILVIA: 

    Fresh!

    ANDREA:

    But ya, gonna need some fancy goggles...

    SILVIA: 

    Cute!

    ANDREA:

    When you dive in to get those --

    BOTH:

    SUPER SOGGY WAFFLES! 

    BOTH:

    Never eat soggy Waffles - o-o-o-o

    Never eat soggy Waffles - o-o-o-o

    Never eat soggy Waffles - o-o-o-o

    Never eat soggy Waffles - o-o-NO!

    ANDREA/SILVIA:

    Never - North

    Eat - East

    Soggy - South

    Waffles - West

    ANDREA:

    Never smear waffles with green cheese!

    SILVIA: 

    EW!

    ANDREA:

    Never blow in a waffle after you sneeze! 

    SILVIA: 

    ACHOO!

    ANDREA:

    Never dip your waffles in hairspray -- 

    BOTH:

    PFFFFFFFF- 

    ANDREA:

    DIP DIP DIP that would be --

    BOTH:

    NASTAY!

    ANDREA:

    If you drop your waffles in a lake...

    SILVIA: 

    SPLASH!

    ANDREA:

    They might get slurped up by a thirsty water snake!

    SILVIA: 

    Slurp!

    ANDREA:

    But Ya, gonna need some fancy goggles --

    SILVIA: 

    Cute!

    ANDREA:

    When you dive in to get those...

    BOTH:

    SUPER SOGGY WAFFLES!

    BOTH:

    Never eat soggy Waffles - o-o-o-o

    Never eat soggy Waffles - o-o-o-o

    Never eat soggy Waffles - o-o-o-o

    Never eat soggy Waffles - o-o-NO!

    ANDREA/SILVIA:

    Never - North

    Eat - East

    Soggy - South

    Waffles - West

    BOTH:

    Never eat soggy Waffles - o-o-o-o

    Never eat soggy Waffles - o-o-o-o

    Never eat soggy Waffles - o-o-o-o

    Never eat soggy Waffles - o-o-NO!

    ANDREA/SILVIA:

    Never - North

    Eat - East

    Soggy - South

    Waffles - West

    Never - North

    Eat - East

    Soggy - South

    Waffles - West

    Never - North

    Eat - East

    Soggy - South

    Waffles - West

    Never - North

    Eat - East

    Soggy - South

    Waffles - West

    ANDREA:

    Waffles! Woo! Um, Silvia, I have a confession to make!

    SILVIA:

    OK!

    ANDREA:

    I do like to eat soggy waffles! 

    SILVIA:

    Ay!

    ANDREA:

    Especially when they’re drenched in maple syrup!

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    Unicorn Noodles

    SILVIA:

    Um, Houston, we have a problem!

    MALE VO:

    Houston here, what’s your problem?

    ANDREA:

    We can’t remember the order of the planets from the sun!

    MALE VO: 

    Roger that! Best Tees, do your thang…

    ANDREA/SILVIA:

    My - Mercury

    Very - Venus

    Excellent - Earth

    Monkey - Mars

    Just - Jupiter

    Served - Saturn

    Unicorn - Uranus

    Noodles - Neptune

    ANDREA:

    The Best Tees

    BOTH:

    Unicorn Noodles

    BOTH: 

    My tummy's growlin’...WHAT'S UP?

    My monkey chef he STRUTS UP

    His cooking tastes like ma-gic!!!

    SILVIA:

    YUMMY!

    BOTH:

    That Monkey serves me PASTA

    So good I'm singin OPERA

    The taste is in-ter-galactic

    ANDREA:

    BE-BOOP! BE-BOOP!

    ANDREA:

    You call my noodles basic?

    Oh no girl, you get ready

    iridescent space confetti

    t-t-t-try this…

    BOTH:

    BOOM!

    ANDREA:

    UNICORN NOOOOOODLLLEEEEEES!

    SILVIA:

    Unicorn Noodles!

    BOTH:

    My

    Very

    Excellent

    Monkey

    Just

    Served

    Unicorn

    Noodles

    My

    Very

    Excellent

    Monkey

    Just

    Served

    Unicorn

    Noodles

    My

    Very

    Excellent

    Monkey

    Just

    Served

    Unicorn

    Noodles

    My

    Very

    Excellent

    Monkey

    Just

    Served

    Unicorn

    Noodles

    BOTH:

    Liftin off the earth, whoa

    Streamin stellar tur- bo

    Folks on the ground are all like 

    “Look at HER-GO!" 

    Look back at earth so TINY

    Eight planets shooting BY ME

    This rainbow pasta is so so 

    HIGH FLY-ING

    ANDREA:

    You call my noodles  basic?

    Oh no girl you get ready

    iridescent space confetti

    t-t-t-try this 

    ANDREA:

    UNICORN NOOODLES!

    BOTH:

    My - Mercury

    Very - Venus

    Excellent - Earth

    Monkey - Mars

    Just - Jupiter

    Served - Saturn

    Unicorn - Uranus

    Noodles - Neptune

    My

    Very

    Excellent

    Monkey

    Just

    Served

    Unicorn

    Noodles

    My

    Very

    Excellent

    Monkey

    Just

    Served

    Unicorn

    Noodles

    My

    Very

    Excellent

    Monkey

    Just

    Served

    Unicorn

    Noodles

    My

    Very

    Excellent

    Monkey

    Just

    Served

    Unicorn

    Noodles

    BOTH:

    Unicorn Noodles…

    ANDREA:

    Give me powers

    BOTH:

    Unicorn Noodles…

    SILVIA:

    Float for hours

    BOTH:

    Unicorn Noodles…

    ANDREA:

    Glitterati!

    SILVIA:

    In outer space, service is spotty

    BOTH:

    Unicorn Noodles…

    ANDREA:

    Laser beams!

    BOTH:

    Unicorn Noodles…

    SILVIA:

    To the extremes 

    BOTH:

    Unicorn Noodles…

    ANDREA:

    Super naturallllllll…

    BOTH: 

    SPACE EXPLORER INTERNATIONAL!

    BOTH:

    My - Mercury

    Very - Venus

    Excellent - Earth

    Monkey - Mars

    Just - Jupiter

    Served - Saturn

    Unicorn - Uranus

    Noodles - Neptune

    My

    Very

    Excellent

    Monkey

    Just

    Served

    Unicorn

    Noodles

    My

    Very

    Excellent

    Monkey

    Just

    Served

    Unicorn

    Noodles

    My

    Very

    Excellent

    Monkey

    Just

    Served

    Unicorn

    Noodles

    My

    Very

    Excellent

    Monkey

    Just

    Served

    Unicorn

    Noodles

    SILVIA:

    The Best Tees!

    MALE VO: 

    Hey does your monkey serve anything other than...

    BOTH:

    Unicorn Noodles

    MALE VO: 

    I know, those are good but do you have like a...

    BOTH: 

    Unicorn Noodles

    MALE VO: 

    I don’t want to eat any more of those, they were good but...

    BOTH:

    Unicorn Noodles

    MALE VO: 

    I know but Is there any other food available?

    BOTH:

    Unicorn Noodles

    MALE VO: 

    Alright. You’re just going to keep saying that over and over again?BOTH:

    Unicorn Noodles

    MALE VO: 

    Ok Houston, we got it. And I guess we’re having Unicorn Noodles for dinner,

    SILVIA: 

    It’s really good tho...

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    You Got This!

    BOTH:

    The Best Tees!

    ANDREA: 

    Hey Silvia! What’s wrong? 

    SILVIA: 

    Andrea! I was just thinking about all these things that I wanna do and I’m not sure that I can do them.

    ANDREA:

    Why not?

    SILVIA:

    I dunno. It’s kind of overwhelming…  

    ANDREA:

    Take it one thing at a time. Talk to me!

    SILVIA:

    I wanna look under my bed...

    ANDREA:

    You got this!

    SILVIA:

    Pet that hairy dog’s head...

    ANDREA:

    You got this!

    SILVIA:

    Dance weird and not be scared to fall...

    ANDREA:

    You got this!

    SILVIA:

    I wanna try out for baseball!

    ANDREA:

    You caught this!

    SILVIA:

    I did! 

    BOTH:

    You got this

    I got this

    Nothing new

    We can’t do, woo!

    You got this

    I got this

    You and I 

    Are SUPER FLY!

    We got this!

    SILVIA:

    I feel great! I really do! I got this!

    ANDREA:

    Cool! See you later! 

    SILVIA:

    No but, wait a minute. Don’t you have anything that you’re kind of scared to do?

    ANDREA:

    Um…well...I don’t wanna talk about it!

    SILVIA:

    Come on...

    ANDREA:

    HERE GOES! I wanna swing on a trapeze...

    SILVIA:

    You got this!

    ANDREA:

    I wanna taste some smelly cheese...

    SILVIA:

    You got this!

    ANDREA:

    I gotta get a nasty flu shot...

    SILVIA:

    You got this!

    ANDREA: 

    Yeah! I’m gonna give myself the flu shot!

    SILVIA:

    NO, not this!

    ANDREA:

    Okay, okay! I wanna go to med school

    SILVIA: 

    Uh-huh!

    ANDREA:

    Become a real doctor, and THEN give myself a flu shot!

    SILVIA:

    YEAH! YOU GO GIRL! YOU GOT THIS!

    BOTH:

    You got this

    I got this

    Wait and see…

    ANDREA:

    My MD, wee!

    BOTH:

    You got this

    I got this

    You and I

    Are SUPER FLY!

    We got this!

    ANDREA: 

    I am so pumped! We can literally do ANYthing! I feel amazing!

    SILVIA: 

    Okay, think big…

    ANDREA:

    I wanna find a mountain to climb!

    SILVIA:

    You got this!

    ANDREA:

    Wear all my clothes at the same time!

    SILVIA: 

    You got this!

    ANDREA:

    Buy a silver pet monkey...

    SILVIA:

    You got this!

    ANDREA:

    I’m not finished. 

    SILVIA:

    Oh, sorry.

    ANDREA:

    Wanna name him Pierre and teach him how to dance...and how to braid my hair, and perform with him in France--

    SILVIA:

    I bought this!

    ANDREA:

    For me? Huh?

    SILVIA:

    ‘Cause you got this!

    ANDREA:

    Merci!

    SILVIA:

    Duh. 

    BOTH:

    You got this

    I got this

    ANDREA:

    Maybe you

    Can teach him Spanish, too!

    SILVIA: 

    Si!

    BOTH: 

    You got this

    I got this

    You and I

    Are SUPER FLY! 

    SILVIA:

    I’m gonna steer a spaceship, I’m gonna take it up to Mars

    And meet some crazy aliens who drive around in cars

    I’m gonna head into the desert, find a magic lamp and flip

    When me and Genie become besties for the resties of the trip

    Gonna build a giant submarine with chromium and steel

    Hit the ocean, look at fish and see if it mermaids might be real 

    BOTH: 

    We’re gonna grow up chasing dreams we got and fight for all injustice

    ‘Cause were strong and proud and super loud—we’re confident, just trust us!

    ANDREA:

    SAY IT!

    BOTH:

    You got this

    I got this (yeah)

    Nothing new (nothing)

    We can’t do, woo!

    You got this (uh huh)

    I got this

    You and I 

    Are SUPER FLY!

    ANDREA:

    You got this!

    SYLVIA:

    I got this!

    BOTH:

    You got this! (Uh-huh)

    BOTH:

    Woo!

    ANDREA:

    So stop this!

    SILVIA:

    Drop this!

    ANDREA:

    We got this!

    BOTH:

    We do!

    ANDREA: 

    Let's go do something Crazy

    SYLVIA: 

    We’re the Best tees we can do anything

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