The Best Tees Lyrics
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Be Nice
ANDREA:
It’s the BEST TEES
BOTH:
Be nice, dude
Come on, just be nice dude
We’ll say it twice ‘cause it’s rude to be mean
ANDREA:
Maybe you stubbed your toe walkin’
Or your brother won’t stop talkin’ (STOP!)
Or your mom or dad is making you clean
BOY:
I hate to clean!
SILVIA:
You might be feeling kind of rough—hey, we get it!
And it might make you wanna scream—but don’t let it!
BOTH:
Be nice, dude
Come on, just be nice dude
We’ll say it twice ‘cause it’s rude to be mean
ANDREA:
SO RUDE!
SILVIA:
Well, now we’ve said “Be Nice” four times
ANDREA:
But we said “twice” because it rhymes
SILVIA:
I’m getting angry with you, and I think—
ANDREA:
And, scene!
ANDREA:
You might be frustrated with me right now—I get it!
My specificity might drive you cray—don’t let it!
SILVIA:
QUE LOCA!
BOTH:
Be nice, dude
Come on Just be nice, dude
Don’t be icy or give someone flack
ANDREA:
NO WAY!
ANDREA:
Like say you’re having a bad day
Because your puppy ran away
But yelling at your Nana won’t bring him back
SILVIA:
Rover!
BOTH:
Be nice, dude
That’s right, just be nice dude
Not worth the price of being rude in the end
ANDREA:
Not at all!
BOTH:
If you brag about your higher score
Or laugh when someone hits the floor
We promise that you might lose a friend
ANDREA:
True facts!
ANDREA:
We’ve all made some mean mistakes before—we get it! (I Know)
SILVIA:
But being mean can be-come habit, so don’t let it! (Na-Uh)
ANDREA:
But how do I know if I’m being really mean?
SILVIA:
Here’s some rough examples I’ve unfortunately seen...
And I just want to emphasize these are examples of other people I’ve seen being mean who’ve made otherpeople cry. I would NEVER say these things to another person.
ANDREA:
Okay, I’m ready.
SILVIA:
Your pants are ugly!
ANDREA:
Oh! Oh, that’s mean.
SILVIA:
I don’t like the way you look.
ANDREA:
That’s obscene!
SILVIA:
I am angry so I’m yelling!
ANDREA:
I feel bad.
SILVIA:
You were mean to ME!
ANDREA:
Stop, that makes me sad.
BOTH:
Let’s just be nice, dude
Come on and be nice, dude
ANDREA:
Take our advice, here’s a big reason why:
SILVIA:
WHY?
ANDREA:
You’ll feel great when someone’s better
On the same day that you met her
‘Cause you smiled and said “Hi” when she was shy!
SILVIA:
HIIII!
SILVIA:
You remember when we met!
ANDREA:
Of course I do!
SILVIA:
We’re besties now ‘cause you were nice.
ANDREA:
And you were, too!
BOTH:
Aw!
SILVIA:
I don’t wanna get super emotional, but it really meant a lot to me when you were nice to me that day. I was so nervous!
ANDREA:
And I don’t wanna get super emotional—but I found your lost puppy.
SILVIA:
NO WAY!. Are you kidding me?!
ANDREA:
I. Am. Not.
SILVIA:
AAAAAAH!
BOTH:
Be nice dude
Come on and be nice, dude
We’ll be concise as we’re ending this song:
SILVIA:
I’m sorry, Nana!
BOTH:
If you’re angry, rise above it—
It’s a cuter look we love it!
Mean is weak, and honey—
Nice is just strong.
Mean is weak, and honey—
Nice is just strong.
ANDREA:
YEAH!
ANDREA:
Be nice, dude!
Come on and be nice, dude!
Just gotta be nice, dude!
SILVIA:
How many times have we said it?!
BOTH:
Be nice, dude!
ANDREA:
Sixteen!
BOTH:
Be nice, dude!
ANDREA:
Seventeen!
BOTH:
Be nice, dude!
SILVIA:
That’s plenty!
ANDREA:
Be nice, dude!
Uh-huh, just be nice, dude!
Ok, We’re done, that’s twenty.
ANDREA:
Be Nice. Twenty one.
SILVIA:
Andrea!
Guacamole
ANDREA:
We’re the Best Tees! I’m telling you about my favorite food today. Check it out!
BOTH
Guacamole. We eat it everyday.
Guacamole. In every single way.
Guacamole You cannot take it from me
SILVIA:
OR ME!
BOTH:
Three Hundred and Sixty five days a year - Guacamole!
30 days in September
April, June and November
All the rest have 31
But February’s 28 - we done!
30 days in September
April, June and November
All the rest have 31
But February’s 28 - we done!
Guacamole - is the universal dip
Cucumber, carrot stick, or tortilla chip!
Guacamole - we can not eat it slowly
ANDREA:
UT UH!
BOTH:
We even eat Guacamole with ravioli!
SILVIA:
What!?
BOTH
Guacamole. We eat it everyday.
Guacamole. In every single way.
Guacamole You cannot take it from me
ANDREA:
Or ME!
BOTH:
Three Hundred and Sixty five days a year - Guacamole
30 days in September
April, June and November
All the rest have 31
But February’s 28 - we done!
30 days in September
April, June and November
All the rest have 31
But February’s 28 - we done!
ANDREA:
But every leap year I shed a happy little tear
An extra day of GUAC is in the hemisphere
Cause February has a 29th day, ba-bay
Yum yum it's a guacamole holiday ba bay!
BOTH:
Guacamole. We eat it everyday.
Guacamole. In every single way.
Guacamole. You cannot take it from me
SILVIA:
Or Me!
BOTH:
Three Hundred and Sixty five days a year - guacamole!
30 days in September
April, June and November
All the rest have 31
But February’s 28 - we done!
30 days in September
April, June and November
All the rest have 31
But February’s 28 - we done!
ANDREA:
We Out!
It’s my favorite time of day - Guacamole time!
SILVIA:
Bye guys! Adios!
Never Eat Soggy Waffles
ANDREA:
Da Da Da Best Tees in the house!
SILVIA:
The Best Tees!
ANDREA:
Listen to this!
BOTH:
Never eat soggy Waffles - o-o-o-o
Never eat soggy Waffles - o-o-o-o
Never eat soggy Waffles - o-o-o-o
Never eat soggy Waffles - o-o-NO!
ANDREA/SILVIA:
Never - North
Eat - East
Soggy - South
Waffles - West
ANDREA:
Never dress waffles in bikinis...
SILVIA:
NO!
ANDREA:
Never eat waffles with tortellinis!
SILVIA:
EW!
ANDREA:
Never rub waffles in the dirt...
SILVIA:
ICK!
ANDREA:
‘Cause...
BOTH:
CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH
ANDREA:
That’s gonna make your teeth hurt!
ANDREA:
If you drop your waffles in the pool --
SILVIA:
SPLASH!
ANDREA:
Yeah maybe that’ll make em all nice and cool!
SILVIA:
Fresh!
ANDREA:
But ya, gonna need some fancy goggles...
SILVIA:
Cute!
ANDREA:
When you dive in to get those --
BOTH:
SUPER SOGGY WAFFLES!
BOTH:
Never eat soggy Waffles - o-o-o-o
Never eat soggy Waffles - o-o-o-o
Never eat soggy Waffles - o-o-o-o
Never eat soggy Waffles - o-o-NO!
ANDREA/SILVIA:
Never - North
Eat - East
Soggy - South
Waffles - West
ANDREA:
Never smear waffles with green cheese!
SILVIA:
EW!
ANDREA:
Never blow in a waffle after you sneeze!
SILVIA:
ACHOO!
ANDREA:
Never dip your waffles in hairspray --
BOTH:
PFFFFFFFF-
ANDREA:
DIP DIP DIP that would be --
BOTH:
NASTAY!
ANDREA:
If you drop your waffles in a lake...
SILVIA:
SPLASH!
ANDREA:
They might get slurped up by a thirsty water snake!
SILVIA:
Slurp!
ANDREA:
But Ya, gonna need some fancy goggles --
SILVIA:
Cute!
ANDREA:
When you dive in to get those...
BOTH:
SUPER SOGGY WAFFLES!
BOTH:
Never eat soggy Waffles - o-o-o-o
Never eat soggy Waffles - o-o-o-o
Never eat soggy Waffles - o-o-o-o
Never eat soggy Waffles - o-o-NO!
ANDREA/SILVIA:
Never - North
Eat - East
Soggy - South
Waffles - West
BOTH:
Never eat soggy Waffles - o-o-o-o
Never eat soggy Waffles - o-o-o-o
Never eat soggy Waffles - o-o-o-o
Never eat soggy Waffles - o-o-NO!
ANDREA/SILVIA:
Never - North
Eat - East
Soggy - South
Waffles - West
Never - North
Eat - East
Soggy - South
Waffles - West
Never - North
Eat - East
Soggy - South
Waffles - West
Never - North
Eat - East
Soggy - South
Waffles - West
ANDREA:
Waffles! Woo! Um, Silvia, I have a confession to make!
SILVIA:
OK!
ANDREA:
I do like to eat soggy waffles!
SILVIA:
Ay!
ANDREA:
Especially when they’re drenched in maple syrup!
Snow What I Mean!?
BOTH:
Snow what I mean? Snow what I mean?
Winter’s the best, yeah, snow what I mean?
I don’t need beaches or trees that are green
Gimme a Snow Day!
I mean the cold can be nice, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh
Snow what I mean?
ANDREA:
I love those snow men, snow ladies, snow kids, too
Build me a snow llama sleeping in an igloo
SILVIA:
I’ll drink some hot cocoa from an enormous mug
Curl right up next to a fireplace on my mama’s white shag rug
ANDREA: What a warm white shag rug!
SILVIA: Thanks, my mom thought it was cozy!
BOTH:
Snow what I mean? Snow what I mean?
Winter’s the best, yeah, snow what I mean?
I don’t need beaches or trees that are green
Gimme a Snow Day!
I mean the cold can be nice, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh
Snow what I mean?
ANDREA:
We could go skiing or ice skating on a frozen lake
Knit some nice mittens or a sweater, then bake a big fruit cake
SILVIA:
Shovel the driveway or maybe just wait for a snow plow
I’d even ride a toboggan, but I do not know how!
ANDREA: A toboggan’s just like an old-timey sled!
SILVIA: I take it back, I know how to sled.
BOTH: Snow what I mean? Snow what I mean?
Winter’s the best, yeah, snow what I mean?
I don’t need beaches or trees that are green
Gimme a Snow Day!
I mean the cold can be nice, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh
Snow what I mean?
ANDREA: Let’s take it to the snow bridge!
Mild chill or below zero
Winter’s always gonna be my hero
BOTH:
Snow what I mean?
Snow what I mean?
SILVIA:
Snowflakes falling in a magic flurry
Holiday fun, no need to worry
BOTH:
Snow what I mean?
Snow what I mean?
ANDREA:
Puffy coats, ear muffs, or maybe wrapped in a big blanket
SILVIA:
Making cookies on a snow day—
BOTH: Oh yeah, I’ll take it!
SILVIA:
December through Feb, and maybe early March
Sometimes it still snows in spring, which can seem a little harsh
ANDREA:
But ooh, we promise you’ll miss the icicles when they go
The only thing you might not miss is all the yellow snow
SILVIA: That means my dog Rover used the snow!
ANDREA: So make sure you wear boots outside!
BOTH:
Snow what I mean? Snow what I mean?
Winter’s the best, yeah, snow what I mean?
I don’t need beaches or trees that are green
Gimme a Snow Day!
I mean the cold can be nice, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh
Snow what I--
ANDREA: Snow what I mean?
SILVIA: Snow balls!
Snow what I mean?
ANDREA: Hockey!
Snow what I mean?
SILVIA: Giving gifts to you!
Snow what I mean?
ANDREA: Yeah, giving gifts to me!
SILVIA: Snow what I mean?
ANDREA: Thank you for the gift!
Snow what I mean?
SILVIA: Thank you for your gratitude!
Snow what I mean?
ANDREA: Snow mobile ride?
Snow what I mean?
SILVIA: Yeah, I’m in the mood!
ANDREA: Snow what I mean?!
BOTH: Yeah!
SILVIA: There is...snow more of this song.
Unicorn Noodles
SILVIA:
Um, Houston, we have a problem!
MALE VO:
Houston here, what’s your problem?
ANDREA:
We can’t remember the order of the planets from the sun!
MALE VO:
Roger that! Best Tees, do your thang…
ANDREA/SILVIA:
My - Mercury
Very - Venus
Excellent - Earth
Monkey - Mars
Just - Jupiter
Served - Saturn
Unicorn - Uranus
Noodles - Neptune
ANDREA:
The Best Tees
BOTH:
Unicorn Noodles
BOTH:
My tummy's growlin’...WHAT'S UP?
My monkey chef he STRUTS UP
His cooking tastes like ma-gic!!!
SILVIA:
YUMMY!
BOTH:
That Monkey serves me PASTA
So good I'm singin OPERA
The taste is in-ter-galactic
ANDREA:
BE-BOOP! BE-BOOP!
ANDREA:
You call my noodles basic?
Oh no girl, you get ready
iridescent space confetti
t-t-t-try this…
BOTH:
BOOM!
ANDREA:
UNICORN NOOOOOODLLLEEEEEES!
SILVIA:
Unicorn Noodles!
BOTH:
My
Very
Excellent
Monkey
Just
Served
Unicorn
Noodles
My
Very
Excellent
Monkey
Just
Served
Unicorn
Noodles
My
Very
Excellent
Monkey
Just
Served
Unicorn
Noodles
My
Very
Excellent
Monkey
Just
Served
Unicorn
Noodles
BOTH:
Liftin off the earth, whoa
Streamin stellar tur- bo
Folks on the ground are all like
“Look at HER-GO!"
Look back at earth so TINY
Eight planets shooting BY ME
This rainbow pasta is so so
HIGH FLY-ING
ANDREA:
You call my noodles basic?
Oh no girl you get ready
iridescent space confetti
t-t-t-try this
ANDREA:
UNICORN NOOODLES!
BOTH:
My - Mercury
Very - Venus
Excellent - Earth
Monkey - Mars
Just - Jupiter
Served - Saturn
Unicorn - Uranus
Noodles - Neptune
My
Very
Excellent
Monkey
Just
Served
Unicorn
Noodles
My
Very
Excellent
Monkey
Just
Served
Unicorn
Noodles
My
Very
Excellent
Monkey
Just
Served
Unicorn
Noodles
My
Very
Excellent
Monkey
Just
Served
Unicorn
Noodles
BOTH:
Unicorn Noodles…
ANDREA:
Give me powers
BOTH:
Unicorn Noodles…
SILVIA:
Float for hours
BOTH:
Unicorn Noodles…
ANDREA:
Glitterati!
SILVIA:
In outer space, service is spotty
BOTH:
Unicorn Noodles…
ANDREA:
Laser beams!
BOTH:
Unicorn Noodles…
SILVIA:
To the extremes
BOTH:
Unicorn Noodles…
ANDREA:
Super naturallllllll…
BOTH:
SPACE EXPLORER INTERNATIONAL!
BOTH:
My - Mercury
Very - Venus
Excellent - Earth
Monkey - Mars
Just - Jupiter
Served - Saturn
Unicorn - Uranus
Noodles - Neptune
My
Very
Excellent
Monkey
Just
Served
Unicorn
Noodles
My
Very
Excellent
Monkey
Just
Served
Unicorn
Noodles
My
Very
Excellent
Monkey
Just
Served
Unicorn
Noodles
My
Very
Excellent
Monkey
Just
Served
Unicorn
Noodles
SILVIA:
The Best Tees!
MALE VO:
Hey does your monkey serve anything other than...
BOTH:
Unicorn Noodles
MALE VO:
I know, those are good but do you have like a...
BOTH:
Unicorn Noodles
MALE VO:
I don’t want to eat any more of those, they were good but...
BOTH:
Unicorn Noodles
MALE VO:
I know but Is there any other food available?
BOTH:
Unicorn Noodles
MALE VO:
Alright. You’re just going to keep saying that over and over again?BOTH:
Unicorn Noodles
MALE VO:
Ok Houston, we got it. And I guess we’re having Unicorn Noodles for dinner,
SILVIA:
It’s really good tho...
You Got This!
BOTH:
The Best Tees!
ANDREA:
Hey Silvia! What’s wrong?
SILVIA:
Andrea! I was just thinking about all these things that I wanna do and I’m not sure that I can do them.
ANDREA:
Why not?
SILVIA:
I dunno. It’s kind of overwhelming…
ANDREA:
Take it one thing at a time. Talk to me!
SILVIA:
I wanna look under my bed...
ANDREA:
You got this!
SILVIA:
Pet that hairy dog’s head...
ANDREA:
You got this!
SILVIA:
Dance weird and not be scared to fall...
ANDREA:
You got this!
SILVIA:
I wanna try out for baseball!
ANDREA:
You caught this!
SILVIA:
I did!
BOTH:
You got this
I got this
Nothing new
We can’t do, woo!
You got this
I got this
You and I
Are SUPER FLY!
We got this!
SILVIA:
I feel great! I really do! I got this!
ANDREA:
Cool! See you later!
SILVIA:
No but, wait a minute. Don’t you have anything that you’re kind of scared to do?
ANDREA:
Um…well...I don’t wanna talk about it!
SILVIA:
Come on...
ANDREA:
HERE GOES! I wanna swing on a trapeze...
SILVIA:
You got this!
ANDREA:
I wanna taste some smelly cheese...
SILVIA:
You got this!
ANDREA:
I gotta get a nasty flu shot...
SILVIA:
You got this!
ANDREA:
Yeah! I’m gonna give myself the flu shot!
SILVIA:
NO, not this!
ANDREA:
Okay, okay! I wanna go to med school
SILVIA:
Uh-huh!
ANDREA:
Become a real doctor, and THEN give myself a flu shot!
SILVIA:
YEAH! YOU GO GIRL! YOU GOT THIS!
BOTH:
You got this
I got this
Wait and see…
ANDREA:
My MD, wee!
BOTH:
You got this
I got this
You and I
Are SUPER FLY!
We got this!
ANDREA:
I am so pumped! We can literally do ANYthing! I feel amazing!
SILVIA:
Okay, think big…
ANDREA:
I wanna find a mountain to climb!
SILVIA:
You got this!
ANDREA:
Wear all my clothes at the same time!
SILVIA:
You got this!
ANDREA:
Buy a silver pet monkey...
SILVIA:
You got this!
ANDREA:
I’m not finished.
SILVIA:
Oh, sorry.
ANDREA:
Wanna name him Pierre and teach him how to dance...and how to braid my hair, and perform with him in France--
SILVIA:
I bought this!
ANDREA:
For me? Huh?
SILVIA:
‘Cause you got this!
ANDREA:
Merci!
SILVIA:
Duh.
BOTH:
You got this
I got this
ANDREA:
Maybe you
Can teach him Spanish, too!
SILVIA:
Si!
BOTH:
You got this
I got this
You and I
Are SUPER FLY!
SILVIA:
I’m gonna steer a spaceship, I’m gonna take it up to Mars
And meet some crazy aliens who drive around in cars
I’m gonna head into the desert, find a magic lamp and flip
When me and Genie become besties for the resties of the trip
Gonna build a giant submarine with chromium and steel
Hit the ocean, look at fish and see if it mermaids might be real
BOTH:
We’re gonna grow up chasing dreams we got and fight for all injustice
‘Cause were strong and proud and super loud—we’re confident, just trust us!
ANDREA:
SAY IT!
BOTH:
You got this
I got this (yeah)
Nothing new (nothing)
We can’t do, woo!
You got this (uh huh)
I got this
You and I
Are SUPER FLY!
ANDREA:
You got this!
SYLVIA:
I got this!
BOTH:
You got this! (Uh-huh)
BOTH:
Woo!
ANDREA:
So stop this!
SILVIA:
Drop this!
ANDREA:
We got this!
BOTH:
We do!
ANDREA:
Let's go do something Crazy
SYLVIA:
We’re the Best tees we can do anything